ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via loustcauses)

Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him

Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via tobusybeingyours)

Advice for prep school girls trying to avoid their ex boyfriends hahaha

(via newyorkcityprepster)

(Source: arguementative, via newyorkcityprepster)



I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via wastedteenagers)

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